Tuesday, 22 June 2021

The Bench He Never Sat on

 

 Not a random bench, the actual bench.

I bought a bench before my step father died. I put it under a tree, it was to be a place I could talk to him on, to sit with, to get angry at him, to watch him in his own thoughts holding a cup of char, maybe admiring my well tendered garden, maybe even to get to know him more and me better.

The weathered bench is now paper thin and decayed and after 11 years under the tree it will soon be gone. I will have at least, my false made up memories of watching my father being quiet and reflective on that bench, he always preferred that to looking into my ever longing eyes that waited for the hug that never happened.

So I'm happy he was happy on my bench he never sat on. in a garden he never visited, under the tree. in the sun. enjoying a cup of char...

 

I have now bought a new bench because I'm not letting you go...

 

Note: "A cup of char" though little used was/is a term used for a cup of tea in the east end of London, filtered down from the 19th century Chinese area of Limehouse docks. I heard it often and my stepdad a limerick man used it a lot. I use it occasionally but with quizzical looks!

 

 

 

 

Monday, 17 February 2020

How Clean is Your Towel


Are you near the end game in your life? 

Taking stock of all the things you have done that were not of the standard you originally set for yourself? 

You may have been better at fixing things from your past than you thought...


  I like to think we have been given a pristine clean towel at birth. We are tasked with keeping it as clean as possible. but we layer it with stain after stain and perhaps ignoring its cleanliness most of our lives.
 
  Indeed my entrusted towel has stains that are so hard to shift, Perhaps it is dirty enough to get sent back here for someone else to clean, maybe several times. maybe my towel is very old or maybe its very young?

  Parts of my own towel I’ve tried to clean can clearly be seen to have been scrubbed time and time again, It’s often the same areas that keeps getting dirty. Some parts are wearing thin with the effort.

  I think some special good people are sent the dirtiest towels, they have been given the greatest responsibility because they have the strength to get scrubbing and get that towel/soul clean.

 There are indeed people and places, epiphanies and well-meaning intenders that will help to change you to be better at life, there is no shame in asking for help.

As I’ve gotten older I have realised there is no real concern with the cause of the stains of my bad judgement or the dust from my less than perfect life as a father, husband, sibling or friend.
 
 When your time comes to reflect, a few worn out but nearly clean areas on your soul/towel shows where in life you tried to be better. No need for a detailed life report as nobody was ever watching you. Just holding up your towel to the great light it will be seen how hard you tried to right your wrongs and cleans your soul.
 

Note: I have rewritten this so many times, I am sure what I'm trying to say, my message is not to panic as you get older, you tried your best. I will probably give it another go until it flows simply. or maybe I'm scrubbing a bit of my towel even now...



Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Top Ten Load of Bollox I've heard in my Cab

Your Drunk, off your face on a locally grown drug, or you just fancy talking complete bollox to a stranger. You have ten minutes or so to empress me or make me utter a few Ooo's or ahh's, here are some of the top ten bits of utter bollox I've heard so far

Gay man told me his Nan was Gloria Swanson the 1930's Hollywood superstar

Bloke told me he invented crack

Woman said she slept with a horse

Eighteen year old boy told me he was 63 and kept calling me sonny

Bloke told me he went up into space in the fifties but is sworn to tell no one

Man told me he is a spy

Bloke told me he was buying a Bugatti Veyron and didn't have enough to pay me

Man said he has slept with 10,000 women, he also had no teeth in his deluded head

Woman said she can jump over buildings and she'd show me but she had the wrong shoes on

Man told me he killed a sabre toothed tiger in potters bar in 1977

Some may be true, probably not though, I took Keane home once, didn't believe them either...







When Doubt Creeps in



Cursor. Click. Cursor.
Look. Stare. 
Look down. Click.
Fingers hover. Wait. Wait.
Waiting… Click. Cursor. Click.
Look away.  Fed up.
Watch Bowie news...
Distraction excuse.
Comforting.
Later…
Look down. Click.
Feeling guilt. Hopeless.
Really hopeless.
Click click.
Stop.
Click.
Another day.
Perhaps…
Click.

Monday, 8 September 2014

Fuck This, Go Rob a Bank



What is this now? Another middle aged gripe? Another feckless moan at the futility of it all. Maybe its the realisation we all get to when you reach that point in life when surely, it all HAS a point right? Of course your work life is not the point OF life, but work life balance should surely swing in your favour as one gets older, I have made sensible decisions, done ok here and there, bereavements are the norm in any family of course and maybe I have had a little more than my fair share of those.

But fuck this, the only people I see doing well are the ruthless and the cleverest that can bend a rule or legally interpret something that allows them to skim the surface of criminality.

My own anarchic soul that's allowed itself to be chained to my sensibilities is screaming through the noise of  societal indoctrinated respectability shouting...

'FUCK THIS, GO AND ROB A BANK'



Fuck this, go rob a bank.
Forty years of graft behind me.
Still have the nothing.
Spent the money on keeping up with the price of life.
Going up faster than I can pay for it.
The odds stacked against most of me.
They need me to be behind.
Creates demand.
Look down, see what you find.
See a dog when it is thrown scraps.
Its head down sniffing out the goodies.
That is I.
Head down sniffing out the goodies.

Conforming is easier.
The man pats you gently.
Gives you a little for it.
The many-armed godhead has its hands in all your pockets.

Fuck this, go rob a bank.
Chance is the new opportunity.
Opportunity for chance everywhere.
Fuck this, go rob a bank.
Have a year off, do as you please.
Out of the gaze of the man
For a while at least.



Friday, 21 February 2014

Faded to grey



I do not write.
Not nearly enough.
Too busy, too many things to do.
I have let it go, lost the thing I had that made me write.
Haven’t the disciplines, the determination to push it through.
I have been courted by big publishing houses.
Literary agents rub their chins and email me for more.
I’m popular then not.
Minimum wage forcing my hand, £5.50 per hour for this grown man to protect.
No prospects beyond the next wage packet.
I am paid five days late. Often.
Don’t make the threshold to pay tax to the man.
He has no need of my trifling small pennies.
Late nights that become day.
Remnants of cancer ping with pain.
It wants to join me in my mire.
Year in. year out.
Perhaps too comfortable in my weaned poverty.
Comfort in the decrepit familiarity.
Need the misery of never enough.
Memories of mum begging down the lane.
Need the pain of no gain.
Always work hard, callous your skin hard.
Reward never came. Capitalist fodder for life.
I dragged riches for others from the sludge.
My dotage, damn it, my dotage is near.
One last push, one last big breath in.
Who wins. Literary or my labour?
Cancel the Sun life monthly funeral payments. Five pounds saved.
Greys of a hard knock life.
Thinned grey papery skin and hair.
Faded to grey.

Thursday, 17 October 2013

David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs and the Varnish of Death




It is the early seventies, I should be at school. Getting work was easy then, you had a couple of weeks before they wondered where your paperwork was…


It is nearly the end of my shift and it has been a long stressy day. I was told off by the bloke on the guillotine earlier, almost had my hands off at the wrists apparently. He is a grumpy bastard, never smiles and has no time for youngsters like me, keeps moaning about my long hair, he thinks I should wear a hair net because my hair is always in my face. Fucking old git.

 “A bit of overtime?” The balding Irish foreman taps me on the back asks. He matches the ink colours from one print run to the next, by eye and texture; I cannot even begin to know how he does that.  I like him; he is a cheerful version of my dad.

 My mum expects me home around 6pm, we don’t have a home phone and since me mum called the lady upstairs a feckin’ witch she won’t let us use her phone anymore. I’m still scared enough of her to make sure she knows where I am and what I’m doing. I need to get home, let her know I will be working all night. Explaining to the boss what I need to do to get the overtime gets a few laughs in the office. I run home, it’s maybe three or four miles, when you are young, you can run fast, like being chased by the old bill fast.

 I’m soon back at work for the already too long shift, I have bag of crispy bits from the chip shop and a bounty, I feel dead posh when I eat a bounty. There are two of us in this big old Victorian print works, Justin and me. Justin is a long haired bespectacled tripped out hippy, a fat John Lennon springs to mind and he’s about ten years older than me, always has a rolled lit fag in his mouth. The long Svecia screen-printing machine is ready to go when I arrive, Justin is sitting atop it cross-legged, smoking and reading the NME. Tonight we are finishing a Charlie Rich LP, it is having a gloss put on, also doing a David Bowie album called ‘Diamond Dogs’, it’s having its final colour done, don’t know what happened earlier but by the loading dock near the bogs there is a skip and it’s brimming with this album. Someone somewhere fucked up. Also by the bogs there is a full size David Bowie stand up cut out figure from the Aladdin Sane album, it has been defiled with goofy teeth and large genitals, the foreman’s name is prominent and little notes have been scribbled all over it.

 Everyone has clocked out and there is just me and Justin left, we spend about an hour of preparation and I am lining up pallet loads of the unfinished album covers ready to go in the machines. David Bowie is first, it is done quickly and I pull the loaded pallets one by one out of the auto stacker thingy at the rear of the machine, the next load goes in. We notice how cold it is with the extractors on and Justin turns them off, we shut the big iron framed Victorian windows, this old building is fucking freezing. Bowie’s album is done and I deliberately position the full pallets around the guillotine so the miserable bastard cannot get to it in the morning.

The varnishing of Charlie Rich’s LP ‘Behind Closed Doors’ is next, its one in the morning and still fucking cold and I’m now wearing the miserable guillotine gits bobble hat. I’m helping spread the varnish onto the silk screen from large tins, my head is already spinning and I’m reminded of my Zoff plaster remover sniffing phase way back when a couple of weeks ago.

I was woken by the Irish foreman giving me the kiss of life. He smelt of old spice and tasted of old Holborn tobacco. Apparently, I was not breathing, three or four hours have disappeared from my memory and once it was established I was ‘alright’ the miserable guillotine bloke wrenched his bobble hat from my head and called me a stupid little cunt. Justin was barely conscious and was being given a fag and a right good talking to for turning the extractors off by the boss. A cup of tea and a headache later I was on my way home, had to make my own way home mind and fell asleep on the steps of the church half way down Cable Street, probably still semi-conscious from oxygen deprivation, got home in the afternoon and me mum told me off. I dared not tell her what happened; she would have been up there punching heads. I left soon after that, got a job in a Jewish wholesaler above the undercover in Petticoat Lane allocating and packing woman’s dresses. I can still do a mean knot and have searched for David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs vinyl LP cover printed by Augustus Martin for years, not found one. Yet.

 I wished I’d had thanked you grumpy guillotine operator, I can’t remember your name, I now know you did your best to take me under your wing to train me, I wasn’t and never paid any attention, I was within an eighth of an inch of losing both hands, you nearly broke your hand slamming the stop button. I cried in the toilets shortly after because I knew that was an unwanted reality that came too close. I don’t even think you were ever that grumpy. I have paid close attention to everything I do ever since; it’s just one day, but one that is still silk-screened into my aged, know-better mind.

The Bench He Never Sat on

   Not a random bench, the actual bench. I bought a bench before my step father died. I put it under a tree, it was to be a place I could ta...