Your Drunk, off your face on a locally grown drug, or you just fancy talking complete bollox to a stranger. You have ten minutes or so to empress me or make me utter a few Ooo's or ahh's, here are some of the top ten bits of utter bollox I've heard so far
Gay man told me his Nan was Gloria Swanson the 1930's Hollywood superstar
Bloke told me he invented crack
Woman said she slept with a horse
Eighteen year old boy told me he was 63 and kept calling me sonny
Bloke told me he went up into space in the fifties but is sworn to tell no one
Man told me he is a spy
Bloke told me he was buying a Bugatti Veyron and didn't have enough to pay me
Man said he has slept with 10,000 women, he also had no teeth in his deluded head
Woman said she can jump over buildings and she'd show me but she had the wrong shoes on
Man told me he killed a sabre toothed tiger in potters bar in 1977
Some may be true, probably not though, I took Keane home once, didn't believe them either...
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